Got pretty tongue tied and probably embarrassed myself but I just had to say hello to this car and tell him what a huge fan I am of his work.
After a ship-servicing contractor promised to arrange prostitutes for a Navy commander and his buddies in Malaysia and Singapore in 2009, according to court records, the officer, Jose Luis Sanchez, shot back a Facebook message saying, “Yummy … daddy like.”
The federal authorities say that was not all that Commander Sanchez, 41, liked about the contractor. Over the past five years, the company showered Mr. Sanchez and other Navy officials with lavish trips, nights with prostitutes and tickets to “The Lion King” and a Lady Gaga concert in exchange for help on a scheme to overbill the Navy by millions of dollars, according to court records. (New York Times)
There are three yummy things that daddy likes:
2. Lion King tickets
3. Lady Gaga
Daddy also finds wide-scale political corruption very yummy.
William S. Burroughs #winning.
Now that the #EntourageMovie is officially a go, please take a moment to remember how the TV series ended.
"FUCK YOU HUMANS" - A truck
This makes me laugh the hardest I can laugh.
I was looking up jokes about tattoos on the Internet. I think this is my favorite one. It’s just a great joke!
Look how excited Gabe Delahaye and Andy Richter are!
And who could blame them- they’re both going to be contestants in this week’s Friday Forty. Join them as they face forty questions about the events of the previous seven days while we all drink forties of delicious domestic beer.
Think you have what it takes to beat them? Make your case at email@example.com and one of you will be our third contestant. Winner gets $40. Oh my fucking goodness.
It’s this Friday, August 23 at 7:30pm at the glorious NerdMelt Theater. Tickets here.
Please come out this Friday and support Andy Richter.
I wrote this. It means a lot to me. Thanks!
Got a new email.