Gabe Delahaye

I'm a writer and comedian, just like everybody else.

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"OMG, look at Chris Tucker! He’s gained so much weight! Let’s talk about him! Why isn’t anyone talking about Chris Tucker? His face! Hello?" — Jessica Simpson.

"OMG, look at Chris Tucker! He’s gained so much weight! Let’s talk about him! Why isn’t anyone talking about Chris Tucker? His face! Hello?" — Jessica Simpson.

  1. youtubereviewed reblogged this from mtobey and added:
    Tobey’s line is fucking brilliant.
  2. coolerthanthat reblogged this from gabedelahaye and added:
    Mike Tomlin sighting.
  3. mtobey reblogged this from gabedelahaye and added:
    Do you understand the cake that’s going into my mouth?
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